23 February 2010

Keep Mike Out of Jail!

From Mike:

KEEP THE BARBARIAN OUT OF JAIL!

Apparently, I'm going to jail. No, it's not because we couldn't pay the brewery's taxes or because I assaulted some beer snob for talkin' smack about our beers. It's something much more serious than that.

I'm going behind bars to help Jerry's Kids and MDA. To be released on good behavior I have to raise bail in the form of donations. The cops are coming to arrest me on March 31, and I'll be taken to Eagle Rock Winery where I'll be pressed (pun very much intended) into service at hard labor pouring wine (of all the lousy things to make a brewer do).

But I won't have to serve my time if I can convince enough of you that it's either more important that I go back to brewing beer as soon as possible, or that helping kids with Muscular Dystrophy is a worthy cause for a donation. The latter is the more important cause, of course. Getting back to brewing beer for you is just an added bonus.

All you have to do is click here to make a secure, online donation before 03/31/10. Your donation will help families living in our community and help guarantee me an early release. I hope to see you on my list of contributors.

Thanks in advance for your help. Don't hesitate to call or email me with any questions at 322-5050 at the brewery or mike@bavarianbarbarian.com

Thanks for your time - so I don't have to serve mine!

Mike

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